Suspiciously dangerous accidents were happening, and people were dying, including the private eye I had been sent to replace. I didn't like it. But hey, that's what I'm hired to do, I'm used to murder and mayhem. The real problem came when I had to go undercover... UNCOVERED in a nudist camp... or as they liked to call themselves "naturalist". Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against naked, especially when it comes in the form of one gorgeous blond tomato, but how am I suppose to protect her when I've have no where to conceal my gun?