Donald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary and learn about his "secret identity."

We see a narcissist.

But he sees a ninja. Trump Ninja.

In Trump Ninja vs. Area 51, our Colluder-in-Chief wants to build a big beautiful wall around Area 51 to keep unAmerican aliens out.

Trump Ninja vs. Global Warming, sees our Climate-denier-in-Chief tilting at windmills trying to do battle with the specter of the "hoax" of Climate Change.

Trump Ninja vs. Fake News, sees our Colluder-in-Chief in Mission Impossible mode trying to figure out how to take down the New York Times server, while saving the world from S.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E., the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.

In Trump Ninja vs. Impeachment, the big orange guy tries to figure out what the word Impeachment means, and why colluding is bad.

Trump Ninja vs. Hollywood, sees our Reality-Show-Star-in-Chief trying to get his "original" feature film produced, while saving the world from S.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E., the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.

In Trump Ninja vs. China Flu, our Covid-denier-in-Chief distracts from his gross negligence and mismanagement of the virus response by focusing on any and everything else.

In Trump Ninja vs. Fake America, our wanna-be-Proud-Boy-in-Chief realizes the only way to stop the libtards, BLM, and Antifa-types from laughing at him, criticizing him, and voting him out, is to get rid of them all entirely.

Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super secret history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen.