She disappeared from our lives without a word. I never expected to run into her at a Quik Mart in between jobs. What's a guy to do when he finds his first crush? Follow her home, of course, and remind her of all the things she's missing.

I didn't know that holding onto Riley would involve living in a trailer park. Or keeping it a secret from my sister—her best friend.

Riley is completely at home with lawn-mower racing, beer-guzzling exhibitionists. She doesn't think I can handle it.

Well, I'm going to show Miss Trailerhood that I'm here to stay—no matter what trailer-park mayhem she puts me through.

Love is patient, love is kind, love means buying a single wide.