They think she's an aimless party girl. She thinks they're terrible snobs...for blood-drinkers."Kick back with Milagro de Los Santos as she navigates her way through post-college life, complete with crazy ex-boyfriends, cocktails, and of course, vampires." —Cosmopolitan"A cross between Bridget Jones's Diary and Interview with the Vampire." —Latina"An addictive combo plate of romance and vamp satire." —Publishers Weekly

Gardener and aspiring writer Milagro De Los Santos doesn't quite fit in anywhere, but still manages to have fun in her haphazard city life of temp jobs, nightclubbing, and arty boyfriends. Then one night, at a book party for her pretentious ex, she meets Oswald, a fabulous man. A mad kissing session leads to cut lips and an accidental exchange of blood.

Then for the first time in Milagro's life, she becomes sick and develops strange cravings for raw meat. When her ex-boyfriend kidnaps her, accusing her of being a vampire, Oswald's family comes to her rescue and hides her away to recover at their wine country estate.

Can they learn to tolerate one another long enough to defeat mutual enemies and make it home for cocktail hour?