When bestselling romance author, Moxie Calhoun, is approached by her publisher to create a new vampire series, she's up for the challenge. Because she reads and writes contemporary, Moxie researches by reading every vampire romance and watching every vampire movie she can get her hands on. At the end she makes a startling conclusion, Moxie just doesn't find vampires sexually appealing. As a writer she has no doubt she can create a realistic vampire for her readers, but how can she make him sexy enough to fall in love with when the whole idea of vampires leaves her feeling "Meh."

Obviously, she needs to take her research to the next level. Enter Fantasy Island. Since vampires don't exist in the real world, Moxie requests to meet a variety of vampires, face-to-face, in the hopes doing so will spark some flame of interest. Unfortunately, her plan succeeds all too well.