Last week it was Jack's berthday. He brort a cak to school and we all had a pis.

On our activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mom said they were to ekspensiv.

Children are at their funniest when trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour.

This book is packed with hysterical examples of silly spelling and wonky words, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from the profound to the downright X-rated!