Book 1 in a trilogy of dark humor novels, this hilarious series follows the bloody journey of Sarah Killian, a strong female...serial killer for hire.
I'm Sarah Killian, and I am a foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, text-book loner.
Oh, and I'm a Professional Serial Killer, forced to work for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers), a secret organization of murderers for hire.
My comfortable lifestyle is uprooted when I'm forced to take on an apprentice, Bethany—a bubbly, perky, blonde with a severe case of verbal-vomit. In short, Bethany is everything I am not.
I hope I'm able to adjust and work with my new apprentice. If I murder the buxom bimbo, I'll break my contract with T.H.E.M. and put a huge target on my head. Right now, I'm still leaning toward the murder thing.
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