When half-Korean sci fi-fantasy gamer nerd Cyrus Gae goes out clubbing on his first night of vacation, he's not expecting to be bitten by a vampire. Not in Florida, the land of sunshine and Mickey Mouse. He's not exactly averse to being a creature of the night, but he's righteously pissed off about the vampire's cavalier eat-and-run attitude. Determined to track down Troy, the bloodsucker who turned him, Cyrus takes the name Vlad and begins a search that will take him to leather bars, vampire dens, and cyber cafés.

As Cyrus hunts the elusive vampire, he meets Logon, the hipster/geek love of his afterlife; Vinnie, his Girl Friday the 13th; and even an intersexual voodoo queen, while learning that being a supernatural bad-ass isn't quite what he imagined. In fact, hardly anything is what it seems, and Vlad finds himself in the middle of an intrigue involving Florida's master vampire—who isn't thrilled about Vlad's sudden appearance in his domain. With powerful forces aligning against Vlad, he'll have no choice but to become the hero he never wanted to be if he wants to keep his beloved Logon safe.