If you're a fan of Carl Hiaasen's, Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum, or other wild, wicked and totally bonkers stories, you're not going to be able to put this series down!

MEET UNITED STATES ARMY MASTER SERGEANT TAMI VADUVA, THE MOST DECORATED FEMALE SOLDIER IN U.S. ARMY HISTORY!

The pride of Thurmond, West Virginia, she is neither well bred, nor well educated, nor well spoken. But Tami is fearless, streetwise and not to be trifled with—as her commanding officer, an aloof U.S. Army colonel and certified "Southern Gentleman," discovers after he impregnates Tami on his last night of active duty, hours before a military helicopter whisks him out of an Afghan combat zone and into retirement.

Determined to break a curse of single motherhood that has plagued the women of her family for generations, Tami goes A.W.O.L. from her post and tracks the colonel to his estate, in the genteel horse country surrounding Charlottesville, Virginia. A master of military dark arts, she deploys covert operations, surveillance tactics, deception and PsyOps in her quest to "capture" the colonel—and the wedding ring for which she longs.

But after four tours fighting jihadists and insurgents, she is about to confront her most ruthless enemy yet: old money southern snobs determined to prevent her from climbing over the gilded walls of their high-society citadel.

Find out how Tami fares on her mission in this crazy, bawdy, campy, action-packed comedy—the first novel in a series.