Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail—Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

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By Donald Rump

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Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.

Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail—Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?