When the oft-golden box containing the dental remains of the Buddha gets stolen... again; the last surviving warrior monk and his hapless English friends pursue the suspect to an underground citadel in Cambodia.

Following an exhaustive search and injecting chaos into every situation along the way, they discover a family of scientists had the box stolen to use the Buddha's remains in an experiment that would not only have severe ramifications should they succeed, but change our loveable beer-swigging scallywags into fruit-based drinkers.

From Cleethorpes to Cambodia with misadventures in between