"A heartbreaking memoir that is also highly relatable and often darkly funny." - Michael Sadowski, Author of Men I've Never Been: A Memoir In Four Funerals, No Marriage: A Memoir, author Mike Keren gives his readers an inside look at his unexpected foray into caregiving to his sick and dying parents and in-laws. Often funny and always poignant, the story begins when his parents announce they are moving back to New Jersey from their retirement home because they "never really liked it there." Within days, his father is hospitalized with a stroke and his mother with a series of heart attacks. At the same time, his partner's mother is struggling with chemotherapy after a diagnosis of uterine cancer. Additionally, he must deal with the unhappy marriage between his parents and a homophobic world.