Science fiction stories are not usually the subject of humor. This one becomes that way as the main character tries to keep a quantum temporal singularity safely hidden within her ship hiding in the non space between dimensions. Thrust into a world of humans this tall albino looking female resorts to thievery to keep herself busy. Meeting a banker she decides that she would help herself to the man's banking money supply and thank him in an incriminating note left behind as she did so calling him The Magician. Nothing but trouble for the man could only come from that; however, that was nothing compared to the woman's theft of the British Royal Crown and the Mona Lisa painting. When those after her resorted to creating Zombies to find them, well, lets just say that things could get no worse; but they did!