Like if Terry Pratchett and GALAVANT got together and had an idiot child!

George is just your normal peasant, with parents who abandoned him to join up with pirates and a terrible family secret he carries around his neck.

But when a wandering knight scoops him up to carry all his heavy stuff, George feels like his dreams are coming true! Except the knight dies. And now George is in trouble. Will donning the knight's armor and taking his place solve his problems? What about when a dragon terrorizes the kingdom and George is expected to fight it? Things are about to get complicated...

Chase away the darkness with George and his friends in this hilarious, rollicking riff on George and the Dragon by USA TODAY bestselling author, Kate Danley.

These dragons aren't going to slay themselves!