The sequel to Hu Achoo and His Evil Plot takes the reader to darkest Scotland and to another evil plan, as the dastardly Chinaman (who isn't really a Chinaman) tries again for world domination. (I'd do that myself, but it sounds like a lot of work.)

Our heroes are Lord Inheffan, a peer of the realm, and the pretty (blonde, of course) super-secret agent assigned to help him. Follow their adventures as they risk all fighting crime and/or evil in the highlands.

I'd have set this story in Paris, Tokyo, and Rome but those are expensive movie locations, so I'd never get an offer from Hollywood. Oddly, they've never contacted me about any of my other books either.

I'd have made this book free, but I need the royalties because I'm saving up for a loaf of bread. (Other authors will understand.)