Hilariously simple stories, simply told. The express purpose in presenting these stories in some kind of a book is trying to make the readers crack their lips a bit... to the extent that should it amount to snarls or howls or indulgent baring of the teeth or malevolent grinning or suppressed wrath is entirely their discretion. We know how hopelessly we are cast in the matrix of eternity, but to our immense benefit, the Creator has let there be on earth millions of gloriously unpredictable characters who have also been eternal sources of mutual entertainment, fun and frolic! Some of those characters just happen to lurk... in The Cheerless Chauffeur and Other Tales! If you'd only permit me to...!