Hooking up with my brother's two best friends was a bad idea.

But when the guy I've crushed on for ages stumbles on my stash of toys, and offers to teach me how much fun they are with a partner, there's no way I'm saying no.

Especially when his boyfriend wants to watch.

It's just a one-time thing, though. Which is good, because I need headspace to focus on the Hollywood costume designer who's trying to scam me and other cosplay designers like me out of our hard-earned money. She's making my life a living hell for exposing her to the internet.

Jax and Grayson offer a tempting distraction by exposing me. In my bedroom. At a company holiday party...

If I can't unravel how I feel about them, and sift through the Hollywood-style legal trouble we've brought crashing down around us, the only things I'll be getting for Christmas are a broken career and a shattered heart.

This is a duet narration