So, my Chihuahua fell in love with a bear. Excuse me, a giant, bear-like dog.

Now the bear's scorching hot owner is on my case, demanding an STD test... for my pet.

Another problem with this doggy love affair? The bear's mysterious owner may be the key to funding my new venture and taking my toys company to the next level. And by "toys," I mean the fun kind, the kind every woman (and man) needs.

If only I could figure out what he's hiding—or get my libido to behave. Because mixing business and pleasure is a bad idea, and Dragomir Lamian may not be who he seems.

NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a confident, toy-obsessed heroine who knows every Russian superstition under the sun, her meet-cute with a hot, mysterious stranger, and two dogs engaged in a love affair of their own. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run away now. Otherwise, buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.