There's blood in the water in Boston, and the hallowed halls of Harvard Law may never be the same.

Mexicali Rose—Mex to her friends—is no fan of the Feebs, but when a sting operation to expose the sugar baby black market is on the books, only Mex will do. A national tour of Legally Blonde has hit the stage of the Colonial Theatre on Boston Common. At the same time, a few of Harvard's best and brightest are involved in a scheme that might not survive even the briefest legal scrutiny.

While her own relationship heads steadily away from anything resembling a legal bond, her case heats up guided by seemingly random lucky dipping into a book of ancient Chinese wisdom. In a series of dubiously proper assignations, Mex is cleverly disguised as a philanthropic sugar mama on the track of the shadowy higher-ups in the world of mutually beneficial relationships.

Can Mex and the Feebs preserve higher education in Boston or will malum in se—evil in itself—rule the day?