Max and Staxx board the ultrafine space cruiser Chylaxium in an effort to kidnap Kelly Hess, the daughter of the rich—but not a douche—Hess, who wants his daughter returned to him after she ran off with Laiwyn Scorr, a known smuggler and murderer whose evidently using her for her magical abilities to get to her father. Unfortunately it remains to be seen whether the little hussy will come easily.

"Max, are you sure about this one?"

"You know it's a favor to May, after what she had to pull to get us outta that Yates thing."

"I know, but... just because you like her doesn't mean we have to say 'yes.'"

"Come on, Staxx, it'll be fun."

"Do we get to shoot stuff?"

"Definitely!"

"What happened to us robbing banks on the six o'clock news?"

"Don't worry—we'll get to that after we do this thing real quick."

"All right, I'm down."

"Sweet."