We all make mistakes, but my darkest moment cost me the one. I may have been drunk, only eighteen, and high on life when I got lured into a dingy bathroom to do the deed with my girlfriend's rival, but I've been paying for it ever since Shea dumped me.

I'm a grown-ass man now. A single dad with no clue how to care for a baby, and the only one who can rescue me? You guessed it... Shea. She keeps shooting me down, but I've got one thing she needs: money. Will my outrageous offer be enough persuade her? I sure as hell hope so, 'cause I've tried quitting this girl... and can't.