I'm Trisha Leigh Lee. I'm 32 years old, accident-prone, a church secretary, and still single.
But that doesn't mean I've never been in love. I'll always have my memories of Aaron, the guy of my dreams, as we chased fireflies at twilight. Compared to him, the options at the Highpointe Baptist Church's singles group just add insult to injury.
Then a misunderstanding lands me in jail (I promise, I took care of the ticket). That's where I meet Jordin, a young prostitute. Her troubles make my life look like a dream. Somehow, I've gotta help her. Of course, that's the perfect time for Aaron to reappear in my life. Just when I think it can't possibly get messier, Jordin gets herself kidnapped by an underground prostitution ring, and it's up to Aaron and me to get her back.
This story isn't for the faint-hearted. I face off with jilted women desperate for a second MRS degree, survive bad catfish, captain pontoon boats, and fight old people for their motor scooters.
Don't say I didn't warn you.