When I set out to squash the reaper rebellion, I never thought having the positions of both Fate and Death would be a liability.

Boy was I wrong.

Seriously, an ultimatum from Heaven never makes for a great start to the holidays. On top of the heavenly host trying to obliterate me, I've been cursed in the cruelest of ways.

I cannot touch anyone without destroying them.

If Heaven finds out about this particular affliction, I don't think even Sam and Dean would be able to stop the resulting Armageddon.