I know it's so wrong, but my best friend needs to know.

So, how do we say it?

Hey, I'm pregnant with your father's child! You're gonna be a big sister! Yay!!!

No, this can't happen.

She can't know. No one can know.

I always understood he was off limits,

But I couldn't imagine my life without him.

In fact, I saved myself for him!

And working at his restaurant was...fun.

My 'let's seduce Michael plan' was working,

And soon he was feeding me chocolate covered strawberries,

And I was tasting whipped cream off of his lips and...you know what...

But we screwed up...big time!

So, time for Plan B now.

Yep, when shit hits the fan, I do the easy thing and run away.

Will my Prince Charming come after me?

Or did I just ruin my only chance at a happily ever after?