Mother f#@!ng Land Pirates! LAND. PIRATES.

With a clipboard and an iron will to burn everything in their path, Arthur and Rabia set out into the United Wastes once more. This time they have the entire U.S. Army and the IRS to topple if they want to end Boyd's schemes to enslave the entire wasteland. No big deal.

With plans going astray, and "t"s failing to be crossed, the duo finds themselves at the steps of the highest octane lunacy in post-apocalyptic America: Land Pirates—- a convoy of mutant cars and radiated swashbucklers just as likely to eat you as look at you. The good news? They hate the government more than even Boyd's slaves. The bad? Arthur McDowell is the government.

Will the duo successfully make a deal with the devil and convince the fleet of Land Pirates to join their underground railroad, or will they find themselves on the menu?

M.P. Fitzgerald's savage sense of humor grips every adrenaline-filled page to this continuation of The Happy Bureacrcay series.

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