"The day your boat comes in, you will be at the airport to meet it" is how a work colleague summed up my life.

From a very early age I have been in the wrong place at the right time or vice versa. I have penned my memoirs as a series of anecdotal stories, from Z to A, to make you laugh, cry, or feel better about your own situation. No embellishments, everything is at it happened. Sometimes on the same day, I would go from meeting a Head of state to cleaning toilets, being praised for my brilliance and called a moron, only minutes later. My life has been a rollercoaster , enjoy the ride!