Mama for President

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By Vicki Lawrence

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Format

ebook

ISBN

9781401604097

Author

Vicki Lawrence

Publisher

Thomas Nelson

Release

20 May 2008

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Politics Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

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Listen Up, America!

The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president!

Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle:

  • Immigration—I'll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.
  • Emergency Preparedness—Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I'm talking about Domino's and Pizza Hut.
  • Airport Security—As long as we have to take our shoes off, I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.
  • Animals—If I have a dog at the White House, I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive, which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.

    • Thelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same!

    Format

    ebook

    ISBN

    9781401604097

    Author

    Vicki Lawrence

    Publisher

    Thomas Nelson

    Release

    20 May 2008

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    Subjects

    Politics Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)
    Mama for President