Ryan: Whoever thought getting married was this complicated? As my wedding day with Calandra approaches, our lives spin into chaos, and both of us wonder if we'll ever be married at all.

I've known Calandra Stevenson forever—it was Calandra-and-Ryan all through school and into our adulthood. We were each other's first crush, first kiss, first real relationship, first ... everything.

As our world collapses, I makes plans to steal Calandra away. My brothers say I'm king of the grand gesture, and I plan to make this escape the best of our lives.

And it works, but not in the way either of us anticipated ...