Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes

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By Bathroom Readers' Institute

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You'll never be at a loss for words again with this inspired collection of quotes, from bona fide wits to bona fide dimwits.
Bob Hope once said, "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance—waiting for the bathroom." No doubt, lots of people will be learning to tango and foxtrot while they wait for the rabid readers of Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes to emerge from the privy. The Bathroom Readers' Institute searched high and low for the wittiest, wisest and stupidest things ever said, and collected these remarks in one remarkable volume. With more than 4,000 quotations from 1,600 speakers and writers—from bona fide wits like Oscar Wilde and David Letterman, to bona fide dimwits like Britney Spears (who infamously quipped, "I go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.")—there's no other book of quotations quite like this one.
Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes