There is only one thing standing between Blair and the girl of his dreams. His mom.

It used to be easy for Blair Howell to get a date. He had a new girlfriend every couple of weeks.

Until his mom became principal at his high school.

Now girls don't give him a second glance. Not with his mother hovering over him like a pinstripe-clad overlord.

Then Blair met Sandra. But with her spiked bracelets and Day of the Dead t-shirts, his mom would run Sandra off before she ever made it through the front door.

There was only one solution.

Make sure his mom never found out.