Someone has planted strange seeds in poor Doug's head. Won't you help him pour them out? Worse, he sees things that aren't there. (Un)fair? A switch has been flipped in his brain. Poor Doug is firmly in a schizophrenic phase, and his speech is ever affected. It's no easy task—mask?—that he bears, with his disordered speech in breach of logic, reason, and reality. Listen to him tell his story in a voice uniquely his...frizz gee whiz.