Falling from the sky are two explorers on a mission to save the human race. Spazoid is a robot, spaceship, roadster, and sometimes a submarine, and Sparkie is the brains of the operation. At least that's what he thinks. They're looking for a new home for the popsicle-people, frozen on their mothership. Unfortunately, they have a bad habit of crashing. This time they've come down on Portal's world, a strange planet littered with alien tech and evil creatures. Read along while you listen to the adventure at Illadvisedstories.com, a podcast full of free and funny tales.