Kelsey is a baby vampire. She was turned at twenty-five and she's thirty-seven. She was born, raised, and turned in Australia, and managed to keep her original identity after she became a vampire, but now it's time for her first new identity. She's a hacker, and a security company in Tennessee has hired her under her new name.

The Fabulosa trio — Fabio, Eunice, and Collosa — have been asked to house the new uber-hacker Drake Security recently hired. They've been warned she's agoraphobic and terrified of her own shadow. Most twelve-year-old vampires haven't figured out their powers yet, and this one is no different. However, she's figured out how to hack brains as easily as she can hack a computer, so it isn't as if she's completely helpless.

Grizzly, leopard, mongoose, and vampire. Join this kinky foursome as they learn each other's foibles and quirks, and figure out how to live together in the present tense.