Life is very short. So are these stories. Life is ugly. These tales are as gruesem as they come.

If you're looking for some candy ass stories that won't keep you up at night, then you should probably keep browsing other titles. But if you want some twisted sh*t thats also a super fast read, then this is your cup of tea sweetheart.

Each one of these stories started out as part of @vssmurder this past Halloween. Truth be told, most of these stories aren't any longer that a tweet. But hey, reading a book, is reading a book, and if you want to feel like you accomplished something in 30 minutes, then why the hell not?

I promise it's got tons of blood and guts. There's some deep stuff in here too. Not too much that it will bum you out though— just enough to make you feel like you didn't waste your time.

At the end of this book, I threw in two stories that I wrote for free.

Why you may ask?

Because they are awesome and I wanted to share them with you.