You've heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You'll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute.

Here's a sample of the horrors you'll find between these pages:

What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum?

Tastes like nuts.

What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What's scarier than a zombie in a clown suit?

Nothing.

How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence?

Silent but undeadly.

What's the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke?

The sound: groans versus moans.

A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out?

Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost.

What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes?

This book.

How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie?

If he shuffles with his feet.

If you don't love this joke book, there's probably something very, very right with you.