Aloha! I'm Talullah Bird - or Tatty, or Lu. But mostly people call me Lula. So, my big news is . . . I've finally been kissed. Eeee! I have an actual, factual boyfriend! At least, I thought he did. But things with the perfect boy aren't going to plan - thanks to his journo gal pal, Evil Jazz. And that's not all. Hoooo no. In a few days I've got to dance the hula in public, put a stop to some seriously serious criminal activity, win a race, and stop Dad from shaming me totally with his weirdiness. Frikkly frik! Where is my normal life? Huh? Where? Please, someone, tell me I'm not jinxed forever . . .