Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

CHRISTMAS With 8 ACE

UNLUCKY FRANK

LETTERBOCKS • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

Merry Shitmas

‘NO CONFERRING’ CORNER

TOP TIPS

ISSUE 300 COMPETITION WINNERS

Those Funny Foreigners!

People write the funniest letters about writing in to Viz

TOPS TIPS

THE VIZ CROWN COURT

The REAL ALETWATS

Drunken bakers

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MERRY BONSAI XMAS • 2020 Christmas trees are smallest on record

How to make your Christmas tree look BIGGER

Foodie Bollocks

TREVOR, CHRISTMAS or ADAM AND… WHICH IS THE BEST EVE?

NO TIME LIKE THE FUTURE FOR BARRY

UNEASY LISTENING • Bruce sprains his avuncular

BOBBA

BIG VERN

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT TIN FOIL HATS

Win a TIN FOIL HAT in our fantastic Conspiracy Theory Competition!

BILDERBERG GROUP MADE MY DOG SHIT ON THE CARPET • Leeds man has PROOF that elite group are controlling his pet.

TIN FOIL TITFERS • JUST for fun, we’ve made some unusual tinfoil hats. Can YOU work out who would wear them as they go about their daily business?

Christmas Fortune Teller

GILBERT RATCHET

Take a Shit

SHOCK HORROR! • Bright Spark Frank’s switch-on lights up Mayor

AngerasCommonsSoft Play Area Stays Open

THE Male Online

Jgnatius Manatee's Dixieland Jazz Band IN SPACE

Roger's PROFANISAURUS • A Festive update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

Mrs BRADY OLD Lady

YOU ARE DAD THE LINESMAN • Test your lack of football knowledge and fair play

VIZ

FINNS TAKE IT TO ELEVEN!

LIDL RICHARD

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

Bad Bob The Randy Wonder Dog