Tattooist Lourdes O'Malley idolizes photog Galen Randall, but when he pursues her, her motorcycle-gang fans/clients mistake Randall for a mob hitman trying to kill Lou. Galen Randall fears no elephant, python, lion, or rhino through his camera lens, but he's deathly afraid of airplanes. A random seat assignment pairs him with Lou O'Malley, who calms his fears, but also puts him in the crosshairs of a clumsy, well-intentioned, ill-informed bevy of biker buffoons.