A couple goes to church with the girlfriend's parents. As the followers of God sing and chant, all he can think about is how to escape. A short adventure to the bathroom results in a sin he can't talk about. But will his girlfriend ever notice? Baptism is a short story by Jack Crutchfield. It's a glimpse into the day of an ordinary American man who takes life as it goes with its relationship demands, zealot parents, meaninglessness of church, and unexpected sexual encounters. Crutchfield describes what happens with a surprising precision, making this story a smart exploration of the man's thoughts and desires.