Once upon a New York minute...a Knight in shining pinstripe rushed to the aid of a beautiful Maiden.

Galloping up a crumbling tower block, he crashed into the chamber where she was imprisoned! The Maiden gasped and said — that she was perfectly happy, thank you very much, and certainly didn't need saving, especially by a smug, designer-suited billionaire, and why had he just kicked in her front door?

It's sometimes hard for a modern damsel in distress to admit she needs rescuing — but at least this heroine plans to rescue her hero right back!