What if Neverland's magic is fueled by cum and Petar Pann wants all the power for himself?

Tink only has two years left before he turns into a man and then Petar will steal his soul. There isn't much he can do about it either. He lives in a magical world where Mermen try to eat him and Petar uses cum to give himself even more power. Tink is slightly different from the other lost boys though. He has some magic of his own. When he's kidnapped by the, maybe not so evil, Captain Hook, they have to work together to stop Petar Pann and save the other lost boys.

Prepare yourself, you've never entered a Neverland quite like this...