Excerpt: "Once upon a time Curly and Floppy Twistytail, the two piggie boys, thought they would play the game of Pirate. They whittled out some wooden swords and made a wooden raft. On the raft they set sail across the duck pond ocean. "We'll sail over to Uncle Wiggily's bungalow and capture him," grunted Curly. "What do we do after we capture him?" asked Floppy. "Hold him for a ransom," said Curly."