Do you think your life is complicated? Probably not as complicated as Malcolm Black, he's not a vampire, but attends vampire meetings, he makes minimum wage, is in love with a vampire, and is always hungry. Oh did I forget to mention, Malcolm, he enjoys eating vampires.

During the day he works at the local grocery store which he hates. At night he's a member of a vampire club filled with vampires, but Malcolm's not a vampire. Oddly enough he's also in love with Ursula, a vampire that he's known for five years, but he doesn't know if she likes him.

Malcolm's world turns into chaos when he eats the leader of the vampire club, Maxfield, which causes all the members to panic.

Malcolm must control his hunger while trying to avoid being caught by the other vampires, while trying to figure out how to tell Ursula how he feels.

An Urban fantasy with a new take on vampires