You may ask who would want to paint Lord Percy, a very powerful devil. I should tell you that he's not being painted for Hell's art gallery featuring its most evil devils. This will be a different type of painting, an award if you like for trying to overthrow Satan by stealing all of Hell's gold. Lord Percy was winning until Winnie and Reese got involved.

Along the way, a devil named Adolf Hitler runs afoul of a condom buying angel named Winnie. Fear not. This does not lead to an amorous meeting with Arthur, who will soon lose his ability to kiss. Winnie also has an embarrassing condition. She had eaten a cherry pie with upchucking powers.

Reese is the hero in this book. He joins a secret operation run by a dead man who is hunting perverts. Reese serves as a slow-motion lie-detecting judge. When he believes that the Borg, of Star Trek fame, are taking control of human bodies, Winnie enlists Reese in her painting hobby. Not only does Reese help finish Lord Percy's portrait, but he also finds Hell's missing gold, which has far-reaching consequences for planet Earth.