Joey Scribenheimer is an accountant at a company that doesn't like official attention but what he really wants is to finish his epic fantasy trilogy. Sadly, the fates - and his own characters - are conspiring against him. With only his faithful cat by his side, Joey has to face down mobsters, fictional characters (his own), and supernatural forces if he's to have any hope of achieving his dream.

This is a fantasy story but not a typical one. The quest is a trans-dimensional assassination. The hero is just trying to survive. Fast cars get a lot of face-time. And there are no dragons or dungeons. They all skipped town.

Don't wait to read this non-stop thrill ride featuring villains who might be heroes, heroes who might not be villains, and gods who - well, you'll just have to see.