What's a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army—with his butler—of course.

Meet Captain Willard Phule and his company of misunderstood misfits. Together, they've taken space by storm—and left a tradition of zaniness and laughter in their wake...

It's a Phule-time job.

"Plenty of odd characters...fun!" –Locus

"A winning story...part science fiction, part spoof, part heart-warmer." –Publisher's Weekly

"Light without being frivolous, and displays Asprin's considerable expertise about fencing and things military, especially leadership." –Chicago Sun-Times

"Reminiscent of 'M*A*S*H.'" –Analog

"A grand mix of common sense, outrageous and hilarious foolishness stirred with a dash of wisdom into a delectable mess to be served with tongue in cheek." –Kliatt

"Reliably entertaining...a fun read, light without being vapid and clever without being heavy-handed. This series is Asprin's strongest to date, and it's off to a good start." —Amazing

"Asprin knows how to make me laugh...I suggest you sign up for this particular grand tour of duty." — Fear