Somehow FIASCO'S continues serving drinks and "Italian type food" to regulars as well as less discerning customers; so do the adventures of the hapless author of the fabeled screenplay KONG FU, who keeps trying to make sense of it all. Whether it's "Karaoke Pole Dancing" or a ukulele band for St. Patrick's Day, the gaggle of the owner's ex-wives who attend "Harpy Hour" or a lecture by Dr. Cedric Homard on lobster intelligence, the "Eat Your Weight Free" advertisement typo disaster or the demonstration of Full Contact Chess, a publicity event for Buxom Valley Cheersquad of DEATH! In Brazen 3D! starring the eight Honeycup Sisters or the night "Mister Forgetter" met "Dr. Forgetitall," the "Battle Of The Bands Solstice Day Night," or the lovely mystery of sultry maître d' Carmina Burana, at least the portions are still big as ever.