"Dimsum Agglomeratizatonalisticalism spent three weeks in a neck brace, a legacy of whiplash from the government.s constantly changing positions. Francis Grecoromacolluden was found wandering around downtown Washburningdington in Stupefying Snailman pjs, mumbling to himself about moon craters and ocelots, a victim of PDS (Political Derangement Syndrome). Anoinette de la Boulebardier sighed once, sent out a prayer to the god of cottage cheese and entered a fugue state from which doctors cannot seem to rouse her.

"Nobody said reporting from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash psi, where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world's leading idiotocracy, was going to be easy.

"Reader, you have been warned."

E Deplorables Unum is the second book in Ira Nayman's Alternate Reality News Service Vesampucceri trilogy - collect the whole set!