When the oddballs of Zeta Company are assigned to guard a top secret research facility they assume it's just another in a long line of crappy punishment details. This time they're wrong. Someone needs to salvage the situation and prevent an imminent global apocalypse. Unfortunately, they were brought to the assignment about a month too late. Now they have to win the hearts and minds of both hostile and amorous scientists. They are the only men for the job.

A chimpanzee who throws exploding poo. Tunnels filled with flying rats. A nymphomaniac Troll. And nobody wants to milk the Chupa. Zeta Company has finally found a home.