Rabbie Burns is indisputably (well we're certainly not disputing it) Scotland's favourite poet. Indeed, he's ranked amongst the world's greatest poets of all time, having produced many works of pure genius: 'Auld Lang Syne', 'Tam O' Shanter' and 'A Red, Red Rose' to name but a few. However, the poems in NO' RABBIE BURNS, if you haven't already guessed it from the title, were not written by Rabbie Burns. But they are funny ... and Scottish ... and include 'Picts Rule', 'Owed to a Bank Manager', 'Tae a Wee Fat Bastard' and 'The Big Issue Seller'... Enjoy!